Yeah, I got a new car. On account of I drove the last one pert near oblivion. I'm tough on cars, man, it's documented. This time, I'm playing it smart though...extended warranty, meticulous devotion to maintenance schedules and NO TURBO CHIPS!
(Well, maybe a Neuspeed).
Goodbye, Dresden. You served me well and perform amiably despite my sometimes neglectful attitude for over four years and 120,000 miles. Were I not so greedy, I'm sure you'd selflessly deliver another 120,000 on a new engine...but I could never trust you.
